When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has...– Conor Gaughan - “We Are Not Arguing Over Chicken” (Huffington Post) God damn it, there should be anger. We, as decent people, straight or gay, should all be angry. (via inothernews) A FUCKING MEN (via agent80081355)
Things happen when you're asleep, Maggie.
Me: I'm taking a bubble bath. As I text you. No lie.
Andres: Omg, no you're not.
Me: I so am.
Me: Bitch imma send you pics.
Andres: DO IT. (receives pictures) OHMYGAY. Can't even.
Andres: Why am I not there?
Me: In my arms.
Me: Making bubble beards and shaving our legs.
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts "happy hunger games"